What’s the rush?

18th Jul 202318th Jul 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

A few weeks ago, I don’t know what it was, but it seemed like everyone around me was just having a sh*t time of it. The sun had started to come out and we were all looking to plans of traveling, but in those lucid moments in between work days and going to sleep, so many of my friends were telling me that they felt completely lost.

For me, I was struggling with feeling really lonely romantically: I’d seen two of my closest friends starting to develop feelings for lads, causing me to look at where I was with that kind of thing, only to see a tumbleweed go across my phone screen. And as I’ve explained before, when I’m feeling lonely I do tend to feel it quite strongly; listening to sad songs whilst I drive from one job to the next. But then, I’ve also not grown up being allowed to wallow for too long – this does sometimes mean I’m not great at allowing myself to sit in my sadness, which isn’t always healthy, but then it also leads me to find solutions – so I decided that if I was going to feel lonely because I’m not texting anyone, then I should probably reply to somebody on Hinge…Since, you know, you’ve kind of got to talk to someone to have someone talk to you.

Then I dated a fit man for a month, so go figure. Obviously, given that I’m still single, it didn’t end in the preferred way but hey, everything’s a learning curve.

My friends and I weren’t just feeling like sh*t because the dating scene is a mess though. It seemed like all of us were re-evaluating every aspect of our lives – especially our careers – and each of us was just totally overwhelmed by the amount we felt we had to do and the fear that we weren’t where we were ‘supposed’ to be. Even though, this notion of ‘supposed’ never makes much sense if you deep it anyway, because who’s this big eye in the sky deciding what position my life should’ve reached by June 2023? And why’s it so bothered?

There is no correct way to do life, and not one of us will have the same life or career trajectory as the other, but we’re putting so much pressure on ourselves to reach a version of success that we couldn’t even describe if somebody asked us. This goes back to those booklets we had to fill out at school though, where we decided where we’d be at every age until we retired. Except, those booklets always failed to include the idea that that’s not how life works – for example, I don’t remember seeing ‘global pandemic’ in bold across 2019-2021 – or the fact that there’s actually no need for you to decide everything all at once. Therefore, I’m trying my best to remind myself of this every time I feel like I’m drowning in to-do lists and self-criticism.

I asked my housemate what she does when she’s in a rut and she said that she calls her parents. I do the same. So I’d like to take a moment to say that just because you’re an independent adult in most aspects of your life, if you feel like you need your Mum or Dad, then your age doesn’t matter. Sometimes their advice, or the act of having a conversation with them, is what you need. It doesn’t mean that you can’t function at all as an adult. That being said, if you still don’t know how to do your own laundry or how to cook a meal…then you should probably give that some immediate attention…just saying.

When I feel naff, I try to make time for the things I know will make me happy, like going to see some live music with a friend, or sitting next to a river in the middle of nowhere for an hour to read a book, or sparking a silly conversation on the family group chat. Anything to give me the dopamine boost I need to regroup and work the bigger things out in a calmer mindset. So, without meaning to sound like a guru here, if you’re feeling like how I described my own mindset last month as you read this, then try to think of what might get you back on track.

Because sometimes it feels like we’re all rushing around, and there’s no need to be so frantic.

Too much what?

7th Jul 202311th Jul 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 1 Comment

I didn’t realise I was so awful to be around. Didn’t know that it was such a chore to speak to me. Well, if I’m so annoying and intense, then just tell me that, nobody forced him to spend time with me.

Unfortunately, these are all things I’ve said to my friends in the last few months because I felt stung by tedious ends to the few romantic situations I had been bothered to give my time to. And I’ve wondered recently whether I should be so frank on this blog about what’s going on in my life, for fear that it might turn future partners off, but then I recalibrate and I think, well I’ve tried numerous methods when it’s come to my approach with lads and it doesn’t seem to matter how cool I play it: if they’re going to do something annoying, then that’s inevitable.

Plus, most situations blur so much into one – whether they be relating to me or my friends – that it’d be difficult to tell who I’m talking about anyway. Dating at the minute feels so lame that I don’t need to be explicit with details to make it relatable.

I’ve been told by multiple lads, in different ways, that I’m too much. Some have literally said those words to me, whilst others have hinted but no matter the method, I heard them loud and clear. It hurt me for a while, I won’t lie, and I tried to hold myself back in situations by talking less or giving less of my personality to the moment for fear that my confidence, outspokenness, or lack of insecurity in showing my interest in a person might come off as ‘too much’. I’ve spent hours talking to my friends, stressing about whether I look crazy, simply because I want to see the guy I’m dating or I want to ask him what’s going on. After all, god forbid a woman be put under the ‘crazy’ umbrella.

When I wonder if I’m crazy, often all I’m doing is texting the person I’m interested in to ask to do something or to try to make them laugh. I’ve got no anxiety about saying what’s on my mind and I don’t care enough about the games (nor do I have the patience) to play them. If I’m interested, then I’m straight up about it; I’m not getting down on one knee or blowing up someone’s phone with a million texts or calls, but I’m clear. If I like a person then I want to do spontaneous fun sh*t; I want to hang out, go for a drive, cook food, find a cool exhibition, or go have some drinks at a place where we can play arcade games. I hold back my feelings for a while, and I don’t trust for a hot minute, but I don’t enjoy the dynamic where someone is chasing somebody else. It feels pointless to me.

So I have come to accept that maybe I am a lot to handle – as these young men have told me. I’ve got a big personality, I can be forward, and I’m very ready to give my all to a person if after we’ve spent time together I judge them to be worth it. But I’m tired of stressing about whether I’m ‘crazy’ just because I’m being myself, and it disappoints me to hear so many of my female peers saying the same thing about their dating experiences.

I’ve felt like recently, every time I date a lad, the second I start to ‘let my guard down’ and show myself as a person with complicated emotions, opinions, ambition, ideas, and imagination, that’s when I’m too much. Before then, when I’d shown my quieter side by listening to the person across from me and investing time in their lives, thoughts, and feelings, I was easier to handle. I was a face they liked to look at, a nice person to make them feel good about themselves, and someone they might want to sleep with. But when I began to want the person to get to know me, I’ve been told that I’m falling in love with them too much so they’re going to have to step away. Only, I don’t remember knowing them well enough to make that decision about my feelings.

I don’t like someone else thinking they know me or how I feel before they’ve taken the time to notice me as a person. One man, a few months ago, showed this so beautifully when after a month of properly dating each other he called me Beth. He’d spent hours and hours with me, slept in a bed with me, and spouted all the things about me he liked, only to get my name wrong as he told me he knew I could fall in love with him, but that he couldn’t with me. You know me so well you know my feelings, but you don’t know my name?

You have to laugh.

I’m a good person, I’d make a great partner, and I deserve to be shown the same respect I show these men. It’s not about having bad taste because my experiences aren’t unusual for the dating world at the minute – in fact, some have had much worse. And I’m sorry, but we can’t all have bad taste.

I don’t have a solution, I just keep moving and reminding myself that my friends and family think I’m great, so I can’t be that jarring to be around.

Who are you dating? Me or my feet?

14th Jun 202314th Jun 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 1 Comment

Recently, a stranger left a comment on my TikTok asking me when and how I tell people I’ve dated about my disability. At first, I saw the message and thought well that’s a great question, let me give it some proper time and attention, rather than fire my camera up right now as my housemate and I eat another snack one of us found in the reduced section. But then this is such a nuanced question for me that even after filming a 2-minute video, I don’t feel like I properly answered it. So here I am, not slumped on the sofa with a biscuit in my hand, giving it some focused thought.

I find introducing my disability to new people very complicated – for lots of reasons. Although I had to give plenty of explanations of it to friends as a teenager, I also went to the same school with the same people pretty much all the way through. Therefore, whilst they might not have known or particularly cared to know the details of how my condition can affect me, they did see me in a wheelchair at points when blisters or footwear had caused me some issues. They had also spent years growing up alongside me, so they knew me way more than just as a physically disabled person. In fact, half of the time I had to remind them of my Spina Bifida because even my closest friends would often forget that it was a thing at all.

Then I went traveling and onto university, where I experienced intense but very short friendships with people; an exercise in distilling myself and my disability into words to try to gain understanding in a very short period of time. Some individuals were amazing and I felt more listened to than I had even within my childhood friendships, and others were very dismissive. But the thing with my disability is that I put so much into maintaining the condition of my feet to ensure that I don’t have that many problems, that this can lead to it seeming like I don’t actually have many problems. Therefore, I’ve often felt that in order for people to believe that I’m not exaggerating, they need to see it get worse. But, as the one who’d have the bandage on their foot, I’d rather not go there – I’d still like to feel understood though.

So in the context of dating, it’s really tricky. I’ve definitely never opened with it because unfortunately, people have preconceptions and make very silly assumptions about disabilities in general, let alone about dating somebody with a disability. For example, one of the big assumptions is that if we’re together, the lad’s going to become my full-time carer and ultimately end up sobbing next to me when I’m in a hospital bed. Like babes, maybe ask me some questions about it first before we jump straight to a Hollywood catastrophe. But I also can’t not mention it because you have to know about it to know about me.

***I’d like to specify here that a lot of the time, individuals don’t even acknowledge that they have these preconceptions about disability; these aren’t things anyone ever says out loud, it’s just a narrative that’s knocking about society which we rarely address. I mean, some people say it out loud, but that’s just because they’re —–

Honestly, I think that I still don’t really know how to tell someone about my disability because I don’t think it can be effectively explained using words. Yes, I can give you the rundown and list off my operations, but those tales sound like catastrophe after catastrophe and don’t always feel like an accurate reflection of my life. Plus, were you actively listening when I told you? Like with anyone, you have to invest time in me to get to know me and you’re only going to understand how my Spina Bifida impacts my life if I let you see it.

Without a shadow of a doubt, in any relationship I’m in, it’ll probably come as a bit of a shock to the lad if the condition of my feet goes south because it’ll highlight just how much I do on a day-to-day basis to avoid that. However, you’d hope that if we have to go there, we’d be into each other enough for him to be more than happy to drive me to the hospital, pick up my antibiotics, and help me hop around the house until my foot heals. Just like you would if your girlfriend randomly broke her leg.

If society didn’t think of physical disabilities as life-destroying and a huge burden on people’s lives, then I wouldn’t hesitate to tell a lad about it on a date because I’m not ashamed of my body, or how I have to take care of it. But that’s not the world we live in. So I cover my shoes until I work out whether it’s relevant to the conversation because it’s not always helpful to share everything about yourself all at once. And like everyone, I’ll be able to work out after the first few dates whether you could potentially be right for me, and that’ll include whether I think you’d have an issue with being with someone disabled. I might not always be right, but I do think it’s sensible to give it at least a few hours to feel everything else out before we workshop the medical history.

Trust me, I know how tedious I can be

6th Jun 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

The other week I was talking to my housemates in our kitchen about some silly romantic situation I’d gotten myself into, asking them for advice, and then in a lull in the conversation, I said ‘if you’re ever listening to me tell my tales, and you start thinking that I’m tedious, just know that I’m fully aware that I am’.

We laughed.

For all my confidence in myself and security in many aspects of my personality, I know that I can really over-egg a point. I can talk for England once you’ve got me going and even though I try my very utmost to ensure that everything I say is of interest to the listener, I acknowledge that sometimes my energy levels can be too much even for some of the people closest to me. I try to monitor it and often I think that I give myself a much harder time about it than necessary, because I know that a lot of those close to me would describe me as a good listener as well as a good talker. But one thing I’ll always appreciate about my closest friends is that they know that sometimes I just need to go off on a monologue because if I don’t say my thoughts out loud, then they’ll spiral in my head and it’ll end in tears. Ugly tears.

But I don’t ever want to feel like a burden to other people – physically or emotionally – so in those moments when I do just feel like emotionally puking, I need to know that the person I speak to won’t judge me for it.

The type of ‘tedious’ monologues I’m talking about here is when you need to workshop your stresses about work, your PMS-induced intrusive thoughts, your anxiety about thinking you’re starting to like someone and not knowing how to play it, or when you just want to sit and reminisce about that time when you were 16 and your science lesson was hilarious. Basically, the times when you’re bored of sitting in your own mind, hearing your thoughts whizz around, and you need a human connection without conditions. However, trusting someone with this very personal and vulnerable part of yourself takes a lot because you can never really tell if they’re going to think less of you for showing them it.

For example, most of the people in my life who I’m closest to now are, and have always been, very different from me; bar maybe three, they’re all introverts who’d much prefer sitting on their own reading a book than having to engage in conversation with anyone. So I know that my (occasionally) highly strung expression of emotion can be exhausting for them and there have been times when I’ve felt guilty for that part of myself. But I do believe that supposedly ‘negative’ aspects of someone’s personality can have positive implications and my tendency to sometimes get myself overly worked up about things only happens because I care so deeply. Therefore, my most trusted friends and family members have never made me feel like I can’t open up to them when I need to – even though they miiiight have sometimes preferred the conversation to last 20 minutes less.

Then again, perhaps that last bit of the sentence was unnecessary self-deprecation. Knowing my lot, if they read this then I’m about to get some messages in capslock telling me to never think like that, because if I’ve gotta talk then they’re there to listen. I’d do the same for them, only everyone’s preferred type of support isn’t the same, so whilst my therapy is nattering, I know that some of my closest friends might just need me to sit next to them and be silly whilst we watch a movie. Regardless of the actions though, it’s about showing up for people in the way that they need and making it very clear that this is a no ! judgement ! zone ! because nobody should feel ashamed of venting when they need to vent.

Forcing myself to like this

23rd May 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

Something I get asked a lot when I speak about my disability is whether I’m proud to have it, and if you’ve read more than one of these blogs then you may already know that that is a bit of a complicated question for me. My immediate reaction is to say ‘no’ because I’m not so much proud of the disability itself – given that the Spina Bifida in isolation contributes to 80% of the stresses in my life – though I am probably proud of how I deal with it. But even then, I don’t really know that that’s anything to be actively proud of because I can’t be or live any other way. Maybe you judge that as me thinking too far into it, but I just don’t see these well-intentioned attempts by able-bodied people to understand what it’s like to have a disability as leading to one-sentence responses.

And one aspect of my opinion of my disability which will definitely throw people – especially given how I present myself on social media – is the way I feel about how my shoes look. If you watch my videos then you may assume that I don’t really care about people seeing my shoes, but the reality is that by doing these videos and showing my callipers at the end of them, that’s me making an active effort to like how they, and my legs in them, look. Acceptance of their image when I’m wearing my shoes definitely doesn’t come naturally to me.

I think what’s at the heart of that is that I’ve never considered myself as disabled by my body – unless I’m in a hospital gown, putting a bandage on, or in a wheelchair, and even in those moments the extent of my disability has always caught me off guard which is what makes the experience so traumatic. That probably sounds quite strange, though. That I have times when I pull my car into a disabled space, put the handbrake up, and sit there thinking ‘lol it’s kinda weird that I’m actually disabled’ as I put my blue badge on my dashboard.

Maybe it’s because I don’t have any pain and because my disability doesn’t affect my mind or my appearance unless I look down, that I’ve always been so good at ignoring it – a lot of times to my own detriment but hey, we do what we can. So it’s only when I’m confronted by my reflection in a shop window or in videos and photographs that I actually see my disabled body. And I’ll be honest, I don’t like it. What I see is all the minute details of my Spina Bifida: my left foot curving inwards because the operations never quite worked, a slight limp as I move, and the unusual (kinda jarring) shape of my metal callipers against my legs. So, for a very long time, I just didn’t look because I didn’t want to know – still now, even after all these Instagram and TikTok videos, you’ll probably see me bow my head if I have to walk toward a full-length mirror or a shop window and I still ask my mum to take the photograph from the waist up.

I’m getting better though! I don’t actually flinch if I see myself walking in videos or a reflection anymore – I’d still probably rather not see it, but it doesn’t sting my self-esteem quite so much now.

My parents can get very frustrated with me when I’ve brought this kind of thing up because it hurts them that there’s a part of myself that I’m still struggling to accept; I remember my mum saying to me once (through love and irritation) that there’s nothing wrong with my callipers making me look disabled because I am, and will always be disabled, so that’s just what I look like. And she’s right. But society says that that’s bad, that’s ugly, that’s pitiful, so no matter how right my mum is, it’s an active effort to agree with her every day of the week – especially when you’re sitting on the tube waiting for the person across from you to look up and see that there’s a human attached to the shoes they’ve been staring at for 4 minutes.

So yes I know that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the look of my callipers – with some outfits I’ve even realised that they look quite cool, those comments from people weren’t based on pity in the end – and I would never ever ever (!) say that there’s anything wrong with looking like you are disabled, but we say things to ourselves that we wouldn’t dare say to others, so even that isn’t quite so black and white if it’s applied to your view of yourself.

Nonetheless, I’m doing my best to accept that part of myself without conditions, and my best is all I can ever give.

I just don’t feel good enough

16th May 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

One of the first things that they tell you when you say you want to be a radio presenter is that when the microphone light turns red, you just need to relax and be entirely yourself. Just be yourself! Except, after three years at university, I wasn’t exactly sure how to do that anymore.

I know that the trope for going to university is that you ‘find’ yourself, come out of your shell, and settle into the person that you’re going to be for most of your 20s. But whenever people have asked me how I found my degree, I tend to come back to them with a conflicted answer: on one hand, I insist that I had some really good times with some fabulous people because that’s true and I hate being negative, but frankly, overall my time at university left me with a tendency to retreat into my insecurities.

I want to say that it happened all of a sudden, but I didn’t wake up one morning and decide that I was going to wear outfits to cover my callipers, start to speak less in social situations, or suddenly feel the need for constant validation from my friends; it was a much more gradual process of feeling like I wasn’t enough for the people and situations I found myself surrounded by.

In some cases, it was specific things that individuals did which made me feel this way – both intentionally and unintentionally – but it was more the general vibe that didn’t suit me. For example, I went to a very normal state school in Bradford, but an aspect of that school that I’d never considered as being integral to how I thought about myself, was that it shared its premises and resources with a special needs school. So every day my fellow students and I walked past, spoke to, and sometimes shared classrooms with severely disabled children and therefore, became accustomed to seeing disability. Consequently, I might’ve had my shoes stared at every day, but subconsciously I didn’t feel unusual because I was never the only disabled kid around. I never thought about the importance of this at the time, but then when I went to a university where I struggled to access disabled parking spaces outside of the colleges or faculties, and where I only remember ever seeing two other visibly disabled students, the impact of that mixed secondary school environment on disabled and able-bodied people alike became startling.

Another area where I didn’t feel like I was enough was in my romantic relationship attempts and sometimes my friendships. To be honest, the theme of my romantic relationships has always been that either I’m not interested when they are or they’re not when I am, they’re in a relationship with someone else already and are just putting loads of tedium or confusion on me, or doing the classically non-committal ‘I like you, but let’s just sleep together’ thing – or we met on holiday and thus continuing anything is pointless. I have been known to shoot myself in the foot by prolonging pointless situations because of boredom or stubbornness as well. So a great combo all around then! But the not thinking I was enough for lads was definitely at its height at university; I knew I didn’t feel good about it, but I hadn’t realised the extent of the toll on my self-esteem until I went to a radio placement 15 minutes up the road in Newcastle and I was surprised to experience someone openly and unapologetically flirting with me. I remember walking away from that situation thinking ‘wow, I’m not actually unattractive then’.

But of all the types of insecurity I’ve felt in the last few years, it was the insecurity in friendships that cut me the deepest.

Honestly, it’s taken me months to come to terms with how beaten down I felt at university and how that had made me into someone who rarely ever felt secure in their relationships with anyone. I’ve always been a person who cares about others very deeply and intensely, I’m reliable and I try my best to be everything those close to me need. But no matter how hard you try, you can’t be everything all at once and it can be difficult to deal with the times when you fall short of that standard you’ve set for yourself. So there were many times over the last few years when I didn’t know what I was doing wrong or why I wasn’t enough for my friends, and this just pushed me further into myself.

Unfortunately, feeling like you’re not good enough is something all of us will experience at more than one point in our lives, no matter how hard we hit the self-care routines, and so the best treatment appears to be recognising when the nasty voice in your head is becoming way louder than it ever was before and doing things to shut it up again. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no guru when it comes to this kind of thing, but I think that I knew that my radgy internal voice had become too loud when I went travelling with one of my best friends and thanked her for being so considerate about my feet. She looked at me, surprised and offended that those words had even come out of my mouth, but it was a clear example of how I’d begun to feel like I had to apologise for everything that I am to try and appease my environment. Something you should never feel the need to do.

Since then, I graduated, so obviously I removed myself from the situation physically but it’s been more about rewiring my brain to trust my instincts, stop overthinking everything going on around me, and actively practise confidence again. And now, with the very normal occasional few blips of insecurity, I’m glad to say that I feel more myself than I have for years. I still have wonderful friends from university, and I wouldn’t want you to think that I never had any great times whilst I was there because that just wouldn’t be true, but I didn’t lose any sleep about my degree ending, put it that way.

You might think that that’s a shame and I suppose that it is, but sometimes life just doesn’t go the way you expect it to. That doesn’t make the change a failure or lack, it just is what it is. There’s plenty of fun still to be had in environments that won’t make me feel quite so self-conscious 80% of the time. And that sounds like a much stronger vibe to me.

You’re not really though, are you?

21st Mar 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

A few days ago I had an interaction with a man that has really stuck with me. We’d just met, in the kind of setting where you hadn’t chosen each other’s company, but you were probably going to be sitting together for a while so it’d be best if you struck up some type of conversation. The first part of our chat was like all others: asking for names, why you’re here, where are you from, and various other painfully mundane topics for small talk. Eventually, we reached the part of the conversation where he wanted to know why I had pieces of metal coming up from my shoes and like always, I summarised my disability as clearly and simply as is possible in a casual getting-to-know-you chat.

This part of our interaction wasn’t a problem for me; I’m not exactly shy on the subject. It was the way he went on to dismiss me by saying ‘you’re not disabled though, so just ignore anyone who judges you’ after I’d said that there are some instances when I wear clothes to cover my shoes because I don’t want the preconceptions. That was when I got a little wound up. And on the surface, it might sound to you like this man was just being nice, by saying that anybody who treats me differently because they see my shoes is just a horrible person who I shouldn’t take any notice of. Except, this whole living with a disability thing isn’t that simple.

First of all, I don’t need a man I just met talking over me and telling me what I am. But aside from that unfortunate aspect of this particular conversation, let me now explain why people saying these things to me is problematic, regardless of how well it’s meant.

Let’s take the beginning of the sentence: ‘you’re not disabled though’. When he said this, I immediately came back with ‘but I am’, to which he replied ‘ yeah but not really’. And that! That right there is a blisteringly clear example of how our society’s history has led people to think that ‘a disabled person’ is somebody who is totally unable to do anything for themselves; they’re probably in a wheelchair, and their image is totally saturated with pity. Nobody disabled, regardless of whether they’re in a wheelchair or need constant care fits this weak and pitiful narrative, but I’m well aware of the fact that the nature of my Spina Bifida and every other part of who I am as a person makes it so easy for people to assume that my condition can’t be that bad. I might technically be ‘disabled’ on a medical record, but I’m not actually and any time I openly describe myself using this word, I’m kind of just looking for attention.

You might think that I’m being oversensitive about the chat I had with this man, but you wouldn’t believe how much time and energy I have to spend almost begging people to believe that I do have a physical disability when I need the help. When I was 16 years old I had to reapply for my disability benefits (which include my access to an adapted car) because the government at the time had decided that too many people were taking advantage of them, so called everybody in for reapplication. At 16 I was judged to be old enough to handle everything on my own (a ludicrous notion in itself), so I went into the first consultation with a nurse alone. She asked me about how far I can walk, how many operations I’d had, and how my disability affects me, and then she asked me if I have any friends.

I was entirely myself in this interview and because I didn’t cower or fit the image of the pitiful disabled person, the government took everything away from me. It was only after months of appeals and emotional trauma where I had to reduce myself to fit this image so the government would believe me when I said that I need this help so that I can live a full life, that I got everything back.

So yes, I am disabled even though it might surprise you to learn that after seeing or talking to me. And yes, people shouldn’t judge me or treat me differently because of that fact. But they do. Therefore, if you are surprised that I’m disabled then ask yourself why you reacted that way, rather than dismiss the existence or severity of my Spina Bifida.

I’ve not written this because I think that anyone who’s ever said variations of what this man said to me the other day are bad people with nasty intentions. Quite the opposite. I’ve written it because I want individuals to take more notice of what they perceive ‘disabled’ to mean for somebody’s appearance and experience of life, because saying ‘you’re not disabled though’ or ‘ignore people who judge you’ aren’t comforting things to hear, nor are they particularly useful. In fact, they kind of contribute to the problem.

I’m not normally this irritable…

28th Feb 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

It’s been a running joke in my life for the past six months that I’m the fool who’s working four jobs so I can afford to 1) live in this city, 2) enjoy living in this city, and 3) pursue the career I actually want to do. Obviously, I didn’t move down here expecting to be working in so many different places all of the time, but it became clear to me very quickly that that’s not entirely unusual for people who choose to live in London. I’d be coming in to work as a receptionist in a restaurant, saying I feel stressed out of my mind because I just finished a shift at a different job, only to have a pretty surprising amount of colleagues completely relate because they’d just done the same thing. And if they hadn’t already worked for hours in a different place, they were set to work double in the restaurant.

So, if you don’t have a cushty job with a big salary, or the safety net of inherited wealth, living in London is no easy task. Although, it does seem like even if you do have those things, the culture in this city is to work work work until your body and your mind can’t take it anymore…

Personally, I’ve no problem with grafting for what I want because my ambition and my stubbornness lead me to believe that if I work really hard for it, then I’ll get there; the jury is still out as to whether I’m deluded about that, but we’re doing well so far. However, the amount of work I was doing in the first few months of living in London ended with me having to spend five days in the hospital and feeling pretty highly strung most of the time. But I only acknowledged the extent of this after I’d been away from work for three weeks because of my operation, and I returned to my workplaces.

Needless to say, I love it every time I’m working at a radio station. Yes, I’m often behind the screen and helping with aspects of the production of shows but like most things in this country, the opportunity for progression in London and the ability to meet people you’d just never come across anywhere else makes every shift more exciting than the last. It’s a cliche, but you really have no idea of who you’re going to bump into in the lift, and how that can affect your life. Therefore, every radio shift I do reminds me that I’m exactly where I need to be for what I want to do, and it recharges me for when I then have to go to my other jobs.

At this point though, I don’t want it to seem like I’m showing up at my part-time jobs and hating my life for every second I’m there, because that’s not true. I sincerely love the people I work with and I’ve gained so much from now having experience in the service industry – in fact, I think that everyone should have a service industry job at some point in their lives, just to try and reduce the amount of heat we receive from customers because my GOD people can be awful. Regardless of the laughs I have with my colleagues though, working a silly amount of hours a week in a silly amount of places and being confronted by the public’s lack of manners and ignorance, started to regularly show me parts of my personality that I’m not a huge fan of. Most notably, the fact that I can be a bit of a passive-aggressive b*tch if my patience is tried.

Lol.

I know that my reflex is always to be a nice, open, smiley person, but I’m human and if you have (literally) hundreds of people in one day asking you the same thing; lots of them shouting at you because the environment is loud, and a pretty significant amount just being outright rude towards you, whilst you’re already running on fumes because you’ve worked non-stop for 6,7,8 days in a row, then you might start to answer people’s questions a little passive-aggressively. Or you might walk into the next job and have to stare at the ceiling in the toilets, trying not to cry, after your other boss asked you to work a few extra hours. It’s not surprising that I started to react to situations in this way, but the confrontation and the negativity aren’t me, so there came a point where I had to get rid of one job before those previously small parts of my personality grew into something more solid. And thus, I handed in my resignation for one of the part-time jobs. I’m sad to be leaving my colleagues, but I’ve secured enough radio shifts now to make up the money and I’m looking forward to feeling less irritated by the public.

Without a doubt, it’s a luxury to be able to leave a job the second you see that it’s making you into a person you don’t want to be, and I don’t want to publish this blog without acknowledging that. However, I’ve too often seen people in this country stay in a situation that they truly hate just because they think that it’s less hassle to stay. This goes back to what I was saying last week about change though, in that it’s based on the assumption that if you make a change then everything will be worse, but if it’s really so bad now then wouldn’t it be nice to try and find something better? Again, I know that not everyone is in the financial or circumstantial position to just up and leave their job because they hate it, but hating your job (and low-key hating your life) shouldn’t be as universally accepted as it seems to be in this country. It’s not always easy to do, but we do need to get better at prioritising our own happiness because this working-until-you-croak thing is no way to live.

So if you really and truly hate your job, then see if there’s anything you can do about that, because we spend an awful lot of time in the workplace and it’d be a shame for that time to be saturated in negativity.

No likey, no lighty

30th Jan 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

When it comes to romantic relationships, I’ve always felt so sure of what I wanted in a partner. Granted, I’ve gone to and fro when it comes to the importance of each attribute depending on how old I was, where I was living, and what I was doing, but overall, since the age of about 16 I’ve felt certain that I knew exactly what I wanted when it came to romance. But, then I actually started going on dates.

My first ever date was a few months ago and when I tell you that I came away from that date feeling so overwhelmed and confused that I was physically shaking a little, that would not be an exaggeration. Honestly felt like I’d lost my virginity again, it was so intense.

Don’t worry, nothing bad happened on the date to make me so shaken – if anything, the lad was a little too into me, what with trying to kiss me 30 minutes in and talking about taking me to meet his parents shortly after that. Bit heavy. Though on some level, I didn’t really mind him being like that; the thing which threw me for a loop so much was the fact that he was being so publicly affectionate with me and saying all these things without having a milliliter of alcohol in his system and we were in broad daylight. Because when I then sat down to think about it later, I realised that the last time I got close to a lad like that was when I was 17. I’d become so painfully used to boys telling me that they were into me once it’d gotten dark, or once they were a bit drunk, or whilst they already had a girlfriend, or once they thought that they might get the chance to sleep with me, (or a combination of all four of those things), that the idea that somebody might want to kiss me at 12pm on a Tuesday afternoon after getting some lunch in town, then walk down the street holding my hand genuinely freaked me out. Which isn’t great, is it?

My first date didn’t end up amounting to much, however, because I soon got the impression that this lad wasn’t actually interested in getting to know me; he wanted to be in a relationship, but he wasn’t too bothered about being in a relationship with someone if you get what I mean. It didn’t end with any sort of animosity, it was just clear that I didn’t want what he was going for so I politely (and swiftly) called it off.

Then I thought hey, plenty of my friends keep telling me how they’ve had a great time on dates with people they met on Hinge, so let’s stop overthinking it and go on a Hinge date. This one was definitely better – significantly less intense and we had a very lovely time – he was a few years older than me, we went for food after I finished work, and I came away from it feeling pretty good. But as much as I had a really great time, I still wasn’t sure whether I liked him in that way.

I did that internal monologue where you think ‘well, we had a nice time, we’ve got quite a lot in common, he asked questions, I asked questions, he made me feel comfortable, he openly expressed interest in me, he’s a good looking lad, there’s absolutely no reason why I shouldn’t see him again. But I wouldn’t be too fussed if he didn’t text me. If I wouldn’t be bothered though, then does that mean that I’m not attracted to him? How could I know that from spending two hours with a stranger? I didn’t feel as physically attracted to him as I’ve felt to men before. But was it just lust with the times before? Would it be healthier for me to wait and see? He was really nice…’. (Also, he’s an acrobat and that sounded like a lot of fun ygm hey heyyy)

He didn’t text me anyway though (and I didn’t text him), so all that mental energy was a little wasted lol. But to be fair, now that almost two months have passed since that date, I know that I wasn’t into him – not really – I was just trying to second guess whether I’d be sabotaging myself by calling something off with a nice man, simply because I wasn’t head over heels after two hours of conversation.

But now that I’ve told you these tales about my first dates, let’s circle back to the first couple of paragraphs of this blog and ask: what is it that you look for in a romantic partner Betty? Well, stranger, for the very first time I can confidently say that I’ve got absolutely no idea, and yet, (also) for the first time, I’m actually not that bothered. Don’t get me wrong, it’d be nice to be in a relationship with someone and I think that I’m way overdue experiencing that part of life, but I’m now in the position where I don’t want to overthink all the details and create a narrative in my head that doesn’t exist so I end up disappointed when something that was never going to happen anyway doesn’t happen. It takes up too much mental space and it forces me to feel lonely when I’ve no reason to.

Broadly speaking, I want someone who truly knows and is interested in me – intellectually, physically, emotionally – and visa versa, but I’ve got no clue of what that looks like in reality. So, I guess mystery man will just have to show me once he finally decides to show up, ey? I’m not bothered unless he’s worth it though…no pressure then.

Kicking off the New Year with a BANG

3rd Jan 20233rd Jan 2023 by elizabethmdouglas ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

I was going to write my first blog of the year about being a Christmas presenter on BBC Radio 1, but I’m currently sitting in a hospital bed with a cannula in my left arm, and a hefty bandage on my foot. So…as much as being a Christmas presenter was an absolute adrenaline rush, and proof that that’s exactly what I want to do for many years to come, let’s talk about why I’m in the hospital gown first.

I put a lot of time, energy and effort every day into not letting my disability stop me from doing whatever I want to do. I monitor my condition the way I’ve been taught how, I’m careful, but mostly, I just don’t focus on it because it’s not the only thing that I am. But an unhelpful consequence of that is that sometimes my ability to get on with it means that people forget I’m disabled at all, or they at least assume that it really can’t be that bad. (I think I even convince myself of both of those things too on occasion…) The reality though, is that the condition of my feet can turn literally overnight – as it did on Saturday.

I’d had a teeny tiny bit of bleeding from my foot on Boxing Day, for absolutely no reason, but I was due to do my first Radio 1 show that morning so I bandaged it and refused to let it ruin my day. Then it didn’t bleed anymore for the next couple of days so I forgot about it. I was exhausted from working all the time, and the excitement of my radio shows, so I got the flu on Wednesday. I went to work Saturday night, had already checked my foot before my shift – it was fine – but then throughout the shift I started to feel really sick. Like, I fully thought I was going to pass out on multiple occasions. In the back of my head, I knew that the way I was feeling was how I’d felt when I’d had quite serious infections in my foot which had spread all the way up to the top of my leg, but that didn’t make any sense because I’d checked my foot three hours ago and it hadn’t even been a little bit red. (Mostly, I was willing what I knew to be true to not be.) So, I do the 8-hour shift, feel progressively worse, get home, boom: swollen and infected foot, cry myself to sleep, A&E the next morning, get told I need an operation to remove the infection, here we are day three in the hospital with antibiotics being pumped into my arm.

I’ve had operations before – six of them to be precise – but the only thing is, I don’t really remember them. The last one I’d had before yesterday morning’s was when I was seven years old, so yes, I’ve done this before, but also not really. What’s more, is yes, I’ve been in hospitals plenty and I’m no stranger to the A&E department or an infected foot, however, that doesn’t mean that I’m not frightened every time it happens. I mean, when I saw the state of my foot after my shift on New Year’s Eve, I literally said the words ‘I’m scared’ to my empty room in between my sobs before I fell asleep.

What’s strange, is that when I was little and I had my operations, I remember nurses and doctors telling me that I was ‘so brave’ even when I had tears streaming down my face. But I can tell you right now, yesterday morning when I felt the nurse wiping my tears as the anasthetic forced me to sleep, I didn’t feel very brave at all. Quite the opposite. And I think that the main problem I have with that word, is that it seems to imply some sort of choice, when the truth is that sometimes my foot just throws me to the bottom of a black pit, then terrifies and tortures me for a while. But the worst part is always that there’s no point in fighting; I have to voluntarily give in to everything that I hate, and I feel weak and small and none of it ever seems fair.

However, this time around I’ve made a point of silencing the voice in my head which tells me that I shouldn’t make a fuss, or complain, and I’ve told people what’s going on so that they can then support me. It’s not easy to do, because I think part of me assumes that sharing this intensely vulnerable part of my life will make people forget everything else they know about me and only see my disability, or they’ll think that I’m just being attention-seeking. Nonetheless, this Spina Bifida sh*t can be truly awful sometimes, and if I have to do it on my own I’ll crumble, so it might sound obvious, but it’s been a huge relief to see that if I actually tell people what’s going on, then I’ll get all the support I need. Plus, as traumatic as it is to be the one to live through it, it’s kind of nice to show people that I’m not exagerrating when I tell them that it can get bad – first-hand experience always comes in handy when you then ask friends about walking distances on a night out, for example.

So yes, hospital has not been fun lol. But I’ve done the operation, deep breaths have been taken, Disney films have been watched and plenty of love has been felt. Now let’s just round up the whole shebang by getting the bloody cannula out and my foot all healed so I can have some fun in 2023, shall we?

An Indelible Friend

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